Friday, September 09, 2005

Ass-Less Wonder

I have no butt. None.

This has made my recent shopping for nice, new dress pants for work... difficult.

I am feeling more than a little frustrated right now. Not that I hate my butt... it's a nice, little thing, but jeans and pants that are supposed to be HOT are... baggy. Loose. FLAT.

I feel as though there must be excercises that have made Jessica Simpson's ass look Daisy Duke amazing... I must find these and hone my skills as to make my ass like hers. This shall be my goal.

Stop judging me. it can happen.
posted by Kellie @ 12:39 PM |


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